Duct Tape Wars

This is totally inspired by Emily. And Duct Tape Wisdom.

Spencer: Spencer is bored. Entertain him.

Me: Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Mudd--

Me: *devilish smile*

Spencer: Oh, gosh. What? What are you thinking?

Me: MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Spencer: Spencer is curious and wants Rae to tell him what she's thinking...

Me: http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e118/555gallo555/funny%20pics/duct-tape-wisdom.jpg

Me: "Silence is Golden...Duct tape is LIME GREEN!"

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Spencer: ...?

Me: I'm echoing.

Me: I don't want to type out "greeen-eeen-eeeen-eeeen"

Me: Anyway. *coughs* *pulls out duct tape* Lime green, hot pink, or highlighter yellow?

Spencer: Lime green.

Spencer: Hot pink would be copying Emily, and highlighter yellow doesn't match my skin tone. So.

Me: *throws others over shoulder* *clears throat* Alright. MWAHAHAHAH---ROFL

Me: ...Would you stop distracting me? *covers mouth with tape, and ties your hands behind your back*

Me: Now... What can I do other than sit on you? I don't want to copy Emily.

Spencer: *kind of gagged right now*

Spencer: *can't answer while gagged*

Me: Yeah. But you can mumble.

Spencer: *doesn't feel like it*

Me: Fine.

Me: *rips gag off*

Me: Speaketh!!!

Spencer: *thinks that it would be totally* It would be totally awesome if there was a duct taped emote.

Spencer: *Spencer has spoketh*

Me: That would be awesome...

Me: Speaketh on the subject of what I should do to you to entertain you.

Spencer: *sings off-key* LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa...Oh. I dunno.

Me: Hmm...

Spencer: You could do any number of the things that Pseudo did to me, I guess... *shrugs* But then I'd have to die, and only Pseudo has the magic powers required to make me reincarnate myself. And I really wouldn't appreciate dying right now.

Me: Unfortunately... I wouldn't appreciate you dying either. Hm...

Spencer: xD

Me: *duct tapes your feet to the floor*

Spencer: Hey! What're you gonna do to me?

Me: No idea.

Spencer: xDDD

Me: Hm... *duct tapes mouth again* *begins to walk away*

Spencer: MMMMMMMMMMMMMPH.

Spencer: *noooo*

Me: What's that?

Me: *cups hand around ear*

Spencer: *doesn't want Rae to leave me all alone and taped up and stuff*

Me: Sorry, I don't speak MMMPH, and I don't feel like getting the Intertrans out.

Spencer: *can't talk* CMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCK.

Me: ....xD

Me: Mwahahaha... *sigh* Well, since D brb'd I guess I have to hang out with you.

Me: *sits down on a random counter next to you, starts swinging feet* *accidentally kicks you*

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*kicks you again* ....

Spencer: *ahems*

Me: *grins*

Spencer: (That's not a verb, but you know what? ...I don't know what.)

Me: xD

Spencer: (OH.) *clears throat* (There we go. )

Me: xD

Spencer: *scoots away*

Me: Aren't you taped to the floor?

Spencer: (Oh. Maybe. )

Me: And I quote:

Me: Me: Unfortunately... I wouldn't appreciate you dying either. Hm...

Spencer: xD

Me: *duct tapes your feet to the floor*

Spencer: Hey! What're you gonna do to me?

Me: No idea.

Me: MWAHAHAHA, now I know what I'm going to do to you!

Me: How long is your hair?

Me: *rips off gag*

Spencer: Too long for you to rip it off. ><

Me: I don't want to rip off your hair.

Me: *starts gathering up little rubber-band ponytail holders...the kind that hurt and never come out* Heeheeeheee

Me: Emily says hi.

Spencer: Oh, gosh.

Spencer: Well, not long ENOUGH for that, then.

Me: Little ponytails. I can do that with like, short short SHORT hair...mwahahaha!

Me: itty bitty ponytail-spikes...

Me: *pulls your head over*

Me: I'm telling Emily.

Spencer: *wiggles around* MMMMMMMMMPH.

Me: Her reply: ROFLSHMBFEFOASHTGTAH!!

Me: I ungagged you. Why are you mumbling?

Me: *kicks you again* *whistles*

Spencer: Oh. I forgot. xD

Me: xD

Spencer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Spencer: There.

Me: :))

Me: *pulls your hair to finish the FIRST of many ponytails*

Me: One down...twenty to go!

Spencer: No more.

Me: *finishes off* You should be crying in pain by now.

Spencer: Owwie.

Me: **finished the second one off*

Me: Good.

Me: *jumps off her counter, pushes you into a chair that magically appeared* Emily said I could copy her and sit on you. *Sits down* MWAHAHAHA

Spencer: Meanie.

Me: 0-:)

Spencer: No, I think you mean >:)

Me: Perrrrrrrrhaps.

Me: *throws arm around your shoulder* You look gorgeous, Mudd! xD *places a bow of hot-pink duct tape on the center pony-tail on your head*

Spencer: *:'(

Me: :))

Spencer: The star is supposed to be the tape, but it didn't work.

Me: xD

Spencer: .

Spencer: *

Spencer:

Spencer: Darn. That didn't work either.

Me: lol

Me: How much do you way?

Me: **weigh

Spencer: Way. xD Good job.

Me: *wonders how she managed to mix those two up...*

Spencer: I weigh... I don't know. I weigh more than 10 pounds and less than 1000.

Me: Wowwww...

Me: Yeah, you're bony.

Me: *pokes you in the ribs* Skinny, bony, and a flipping twig.

Spencer: Meanie.

Me: You areeeee.

Spencer: :(

Spencer: *wiggles around, watches Rae fall off* HAHA.

Spencer: *points and laughs* Hahahahahaha.

Me: *blinks*

Spencer: Hahahahaham you fell off.

Spencer: Hahahahaha,**

Me: *blinks again* You want to die?

Spencer: *shakes head* No, ma'am. As mentioned before, I'd be terribly inconvenient for me to die right now.

Spencer: Please contact me again on September 1st, and I might have a different story for you.

Me: xD

Spencer: Oops. Did I really just say that? xD

Me: Sept 1st?

Spencer: Labor Day.

Me: ...what about it?

Spencer: That's when school starts.

Me: Ohhhh

[long schpeal about school]

Spencer: Soooo, you were asking me if I wanted to die?

Me: After that.

Spencer: And I said no.

Me: You said you didn't want to.

Me: Yeah.

Spencer: Now it's your turn.

Me: For what?

Me: You're still taped to the chair/ground, with your hands taped behind you...

Spencer: To talk. To do something. To torture me more. I don't know.

Me: Ah Ok.

Me: ...

Me: I have no ideas. Your turn. *untapes your hands, but you have to do the rest* *sits on the counter again* I get BLUE duct tape.

Me: And you can't touch my hair.

Me: those are the only conditions.

Spencer: But I don't waaaaanna tape you up. *sighs, un-tapes self* Fine. *wraps you completely up to the shoulders*

Me: ...I hope you didn't accidentally get my hair. Because my hair's like, back down to my butt.

Me: OH! And you can't undo your hair until you finish with me.

Spencer: Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. *shifty eyes*

Me: ... *preppy voice* Oh no you didn't.

Spencer: No, I didn't. *tapes your mouth* There. I'm done. *starts peeling out the hairbands* Ow. *wince* Owwww. *wince wince*

Me: mphm. *Good* MMMMMPH *Oh no you AINT. You ain't finished! This is boring!!!*

Spencer: Oh, yes. Yes, I IS. I is finished.

Spencer: *walks away*

Spencer: *still picking out ouchie hair bands*

Me: ...

Spencer: *from far away OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Spencer: * **

Me: MMMMMPHMWPHMWPH! *MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA*

Spencer: *sprints back, starts poking you*

Me: *giggles*

Spencer: *smashes a cream pie in your face* That was Kaliyan's idea.

Me: *tears in eyes* *can't lick it because she's gagged*

Spencer: Mueeheeheeheehee.

Spencer: Betcha never heard anyone say "mueeheeheeheehee" before.

Spencer: >:(

Me: Actually, I have.

Spencer: Darn.

Spencer: That sucks.

Me: xD

Spencer: *un-tapes top half* Okay, you get to do the bottom.

Me: But...but...

Spencer: *cough* I hope you were wearing long sleeves... and long pants... and socks... and gloves.

Me: Nah. I've just got great pain-resistance. Duct tape=not a problem. Unlike you, WEANIE! MWHAHAHA

Spencer: You're gonna be hairless. xD